Monday, January 21, 2008
About Us....
Well the berserkers first started as a rival group to the HBS. It started when Giraffizard started his strange nature meetings. It was unquestionable that we retalliate. The name is derived from old Norse Warrior's which were actually called 'Berserks.' It was first rediscovered while in Mexico, when a certain....senior.... was seen going positively mad (berserk) on Micah's perch. A Berserker is by definition one that has "reckless abandon and disregard to even his own life." This was evident in the seniors wild manner and the trajection of his arms, legs, and dreads. We as berserkers feel that Jesus Christ is reason enough to be berserk. So now we meet at the Coffee boy on thursdays at 7:00A.M to have our bible studies which is our training for the real battle.
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Many incidents of beserking have occurred over the years, the majority of those involving males. Beserking occurs when the individual witnesses a humorous event, causing them to exhale great amounts of oxygen. This deprivation of oxygen causes the pigment in the skin to flush to a deep crimson or purple, depending on the skin's original tone and the extremity of the beserking. In rare cases subjects who are prone to beserking have developed side-effects, such as large lungs as a result of the frequency of inhaling large amounts of oxygen while beserking. While this is a boon, other side-effects are less so. For example, drooling appears frequently in some afflicted by Beserk Syndrome (B.S.). In the rarest cases, asphyxiation takes place rendering the victim incabable of drawing breath. Should you ever witness this, slap the victim to make them stop laughing. If his does not succeed, stomp on their generations which should make them inhale as a reflex caused by the excruciating pain. In order to keep yourself safe, use the Buddy System (also B.S.) so you and your buddy can keep yourself in check. Thank You
Mongeeso,
Prof. of Beserking, Phd
Harvard University
who the heck voted marvel as their favorite teacher?
Berserking! it isn't just a movement it's a life style
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